FAQs For Forum Spammers

Today, someone was spamming on Warrior Forum and there is a thread going on as of right now. One of the members, Michael Oksa created this interesting FAQs for forum spammers.

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Q: To be a good spammer should I put spaces between paragraphs?

A: No! Keep going as long as you can. There is also no reason to
have a grasp of English, or any other language.

Q: Should I add my affiliate link to the post or forum signature?

A: YES! It is also important to just leave it as is. Don't try to
disguise it by taking 5 minutes to learn how to make them text links.

Q: What is the best thing to do if people call me a spammer on the forum?

A: Easy! Call them names and accuse them of anything you can think of.
After all, you are the one spamming them, don't give them control.

Q: Are there any role models I can look up to in my spamming pursuits?

A: There is only one and their name is "n/a". Follow their lead and you
will do fine.

Q: Shouldn't I consult and/or follow the rules or terms of service for
any forums I plan on spamming?

A: No! Even though you likely agreed to them when you signed up using a
fake name, remember rules are always optional. And you don't have enough
time to read them when there's so many people who care about your message.
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Pretty nice sarcasm FAQs if you ask me, and funny too. All credits goes to Michael Oksa for creating this FAQs.